never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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