Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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