I must be too annoying 4 u.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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