I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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