I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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