I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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