Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You can make out without kissing
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