So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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