I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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