my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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