I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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