My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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