I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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