you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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