i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i need to put some appletini on your dick
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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