I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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