just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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