why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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