I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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