So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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