I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Randomize
