coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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