I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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