She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Congratulations! We have a period
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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