I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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