Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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