I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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