Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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