How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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