Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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