Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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