Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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