Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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