It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
