I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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