Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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