Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He passed out mid-signature
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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