let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
