i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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