I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Say something about gay babies.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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