I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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