Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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