what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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