Those balls look pretty dangerous.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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