I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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