If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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