that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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