Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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