Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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