This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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