I'm so fucking centered right now
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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