Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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