Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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