i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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