dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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