if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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