this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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