nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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