we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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