Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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